name: eridan ampora
nickname: eridumb, eri, eridick, fishdick, a few other derogatory ones
relationship: both red and black wwith each one of em respectivvely
Eridan still isn’t quite over the confusion he felt when not one, but two Sollux Captors knocked on his door one morning, with the announcement that they had talked it over and decided that they weren’t going to stand idley by when they could be ‘filling pails’ and ‘other stuff’. It was obviously the worst rehearsed speech ever, but Eridan still fell for it.